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How to Separate Teenaged Girls From Their SmartPhones: Offer Them a Sneak...

TweetThis was the scene last night at the Century San Francisco Centre 9 Theatres above Bloomingdales in the Great WestField Mall of SoMA. Sneak peekers of the latest horrible teen vampire/werewolf...

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Mr. Gary Oldman Graces San Francisco for “Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy”–...

TweetWell here it is: “The British Consul General, Ms Priya Guha, requests the pleasure of your company at a reception prior to a screening of “Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy” November 16, 6:00-7:15pm” O.K....

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Nordstrom No-No: Foolish San Francisco Cyclist Walks Away From His Fixie...

TweetSo this is what happens, somebody comes along and steals the saddle, fork and headset. See? Click to expand Oh, the hubris of leaving your bike only partially secured in front of the flagship...

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How Long, on Average, Does The City of San Francisco Leave Vandalized Bikes...

TweetNow, when I say vandalized, I mean partially stolen. (You see criminals these days don’t actually have the ability to easily steal an entire bicycle with a quickness, so they just take the parts...

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Someday, I’ll Save Up My Pennies and Then Get UV Teeth Whitening at the Mall...

TweetAs seen at a mall in San Francisco, back* in the day: Click to expand Look closer: Sometimes I just don’t know… *RITZ CAMERA, RIP, probably, I mean, at this point in 2012.

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Whatever You Do, DON’T Move Into the Fillmore Center Apartment Homes at 1475...

TweetAt the very least, you owe it to yourself to read the Yelp and ApartmentRatings reviews before you move in. Oh look, they have a shuttle bus – it’s a like a private MUNI #38 Geary just for you and...

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Forget About That CityPlace Mall in Mid-Market – The New Name is “Market...

TweetThat proposed CityPlace mall has a new name and they’ve just started working on getting it built. See? “…its name has been changed to Market Street Place, reflecting how even this blighted part of...

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That’s It! The City Target Store at Geary and Masonic is a Done Deal – Work...

TweetSee? Aslan is on the move at Mervyn’s Heights: Click to expand And if that’s not enough for you, somebody hung a sign what says City Target (although it’s all bunched up so I couldn’t see it...

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Abercrombie & Fitch & Phallic SFPD Baton: The Face of Shoplifting at the...

TweetAbercrombie, he just wanted the stuff back, but Fitch insisted on pressing charges…. Click to expand Learn to love me Assemble the ways Now, today, tomorrow and always My only weakness is a listed...

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“City Target” Store Opening October 13th at “City Center 3.0″– Geary &...

TweetBrand-new giant signs like this one never lie: Click to expand I’ll tell you, area NIMBYs got steamrolled on this one. It’s not that certain millionaire, property-owning ladies residing west of...

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OMG, OMG. It’s the Target Store Job Fair August 15-17! Hundreds to be Hired...

Tweet Giant signs don’t lie: Click to expand It’ll be a huge cattle call the way they had for Our First City Target in SoMA on Mission last year. But you should apply here before you show up, I s’pose....

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Build It And They Will Come: New City Target Store at Geary and Masonic is a...

TweetWell, you know, the rich, home-owning, millionaire NIMBY ladies of NOPNA (the number one homeowner’s association in the Western Addition) had steam coming out of their ears a few years back when...

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OMG, OMG, Here’s What the New Chipotle at Geary and Masonic Will Look Like –...

TweetHere’s what it’ll look like, buried deep inside the City Centre Mall at Geary and Maosnic, you now, the former home of Sears and then Mervyn’s and now the current home of City Target West: And...

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Incident at Flagship Nordstrom – Using a Nightstick for Leverage – Everyday...

Tweet(You know, I hope that Twitter will pay its taxes someday. Kind of a Better Late Than Never kind of thing, just cut a check for about a hundred million and make it out to the SF General Fund.) I...

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A Grisly Warning for SFSU Students from the SFPD and Stonestown Galleria:...

TweetA pithy message from Zoo Station, aka SFPD Taraval: “SF STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENTS: Don’t PARK at Stonestown Mall & go to class or to any SCHOOL function!“ Achtung, baby!

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ULTIMATE PARKING MACHINE? – OMG, Viral Video: “Crazy Bay Area Driver Parking...

TweetStanley Roberts feels that this one could still go viral – he thinks it’s Jimmy Kimmel-worthy. I’m inclined to agree. Wow, just wow. What did she give him – $5, $20? An now here’s the kicker. How...

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Entire West Side Wonders When Its Chipotle is Going to Get Here, at Geary and...

TweetCo-opting The Mission Burrito sure takes a long time, huh? Artist’s conception of what the mighty sign on Masonic will look like, sooner or later: Appears as if Panera Bread will win the race to...

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The Nordstrom Effect: SFPD Response at 5th and Market vs. 6th and Market –...

TweetThese two shots from longtime Twitterloin resident Bluoz certainly square with my understanding of what’s tolerated on these two neighbor streets. 5th Street, home to Norstrom’s “Flagship Store”...

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MARKET STREET PLACE: “SOCKS, SHOES”

TweetAs it looks in early 2015: And here’s how it will look, supposedly, soon ‘nough.

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“BURRITOFICATION IN PROGRESS”– Chipotle Chain Store Comes to Mervyn’s...

TweetAfter a giant Fail Whale landed upon the efforts to bring a Chipotle Mexican Grill to the masses at Church and Market a few years back, the purveyors of America’s Favorite Mission-style Burrito...

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